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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:10
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Department of Homeland Security lists Buncombe County as 'sanctuary jurisdiction' - WLOS
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Aut consectetur debitis ullam.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
No, not a chance
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are the consequences of sleeping with a married woman?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
People Are Being Committed After Spiraling Into 'ChatGPT Psychosis' - Slashdot
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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